9 Cheese Quotes To Keep You Motivated

Published on 2020-06-08 00:04:00 Category:Best Quotes


Elsie Love Quote - Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest...
1. Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish.
G.K. Chesterton Quote - Poets have been mysteriously silent on the...
2. Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Jarod Kintz Quote - I keep my motivational book collection in...
3. I keep my motivational book collection in the fridge. Hey, Who Moved My Cheese?! Did somebody let grandpa out of his cage again?
John Kennedy Toole Quote - I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictme...
4. I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.
5. I'm a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine and go shopping in my wardrobe. They especially love it when they get stuff with a tag still on.
6. A little part of me dies every time I try to commit suicide. If life is a buffet, I’m still in the mac and cheese phase. Maybe one day I’ll mature into more of a meatloaf kind of guy.
7. My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast.
8. An empty ketchup bottle full of romantic quotes is just what I need to turn my cheeseburger into the perfect lover. Now you can get more romantic for an upcharge of just 69 cents.
Jarod Kintz Quote - When two people are cuddled close, they can...
9. When two people are cuddled close, they can really warm up one burrito. It may take all night, but I like my cheese melted. #CuddleChampion

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