8 of the Offer Quotes That Will Speak To Your Heart
Published on 2020-07-07 12:07:00 Category：Best Quotes
1. Let me lose everything on earth and the world beyond, but let me not lose what I'm craving for, let it be that i died on the way than retreating from getting it.
2. I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love.
3. I am not the moon orbiting around your planet; I am the sun that will burn through your frozen mind.
4. If I offer you a glass of water, and bring back a cup of ice, I’m trying to teach you patience. And also that sometimes you get ice with no water, and later you’ll get water with no ice. Ah, but that’s life, no?
5. I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at a 50% discount—because I like you so much. That’s the Mother-in-law Discount.
6. Friendship is one of the most tangible things in a world which offers fewer and fewer supports.
7. Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?
8. Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an invisible cloak from me for the one-time low price of $77,777.77. Offer valid for emotional invalids only.
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