30 Selected Best Odd Quotes To Motivate You

Published on 2020-09-16 04:11:00 Category:Best Quotes


Jarod Kintz Quote - Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would...
1. Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory.
Jarod KintzThe Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
2. On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars.
Jarod KintzThe Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
Ludwig van Beethoven Quote - Art! Who comprehends her? With whom can one...
3. Art! Who comprehends her? With whom can one consult concerning this great goddess?
4. Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.
Jarod KintzThe Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
5. 33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins.
Jarod KintzThe Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
Jarod Kintz Quote - I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get...
6. I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s really tall, so maybe I’ll just ask him to move over a few feet.
Jarod KintzThe Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
7. Yet rather than calling the earliest religions, which embraced such an open acceptance of all human sexuality, 'fertility cults,' we might consider the religions of today as strange in that they seem to associate shame and even sin with the very process of conceiving new human life. Perhaps centuries from now scholars and historians will be classifying them as 'sterility cults.
8. The calling of an author is more than just to entertain, but also to share ones experiences with the world.
9. He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.
Jarod KintzThe Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
10. The world is a goddamned evil place, the strong prey on the weak, the rich on the poor; I’ve given up hope that there is a God that will save us all. How am I supposed to believe that there’s a heaven and a hell when all I see now is hell.
Jarod Kintz Quote - I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be...
11. I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy.
12. To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle.
13. We no longer know each other. Hell, I barely know myself these days. I brush my teeth and look in the mirror and think, “Who is this guy taking care of my oral hygiene?
14. When you've had one call after another and your little one is tugging on your shirt, remember what really matters. When the milk is splattered all over the floor and those little eyes are looking at you for your reaction, remember what really matters. It takes 5 minutes to clean up spilled milk; it takes much longer to clean up a broken spirit.
Jarod Kintz Quote - I loved her as long as a midget. It was grues...
15. I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some.
16. We are not on this planet to ask forgiveness of our deities
17. Come to the edge.We might fall.Come to the edge.It's too high!COME TO THE EDGE!And they cameAnd he pushedAnd they flew.
18. My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?
Jarod KintzThe Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
19. I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium.
20. We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars).
Jarod KintzThe Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
21. And she says, “Then let’s just take the effing road and get ourselves to Haven.”I smile, a little. “You said effing,” I say. “You actually said the word effing.
22. There's such an odd, eclectic group of people that make up the town of Plymouth, New Hampshire. I don't think I could avoid not coming out of there with a pretty good sense of humor.
Jarod Kintz Quote - I want to make something of myself. I believe...
23. I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue.
Jarod KintzThe Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
Jarod Kintz Quote - I restrain myself from following orders...
24. I restrain myself from following orders—especially restraining orders. I’d like to remind my dad that my love is longer than 500 feet.
25. My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him.
Jarod KintzMy love can only occupy one person at a time
26. Normal is over rated, and so is spelling.You want perfection? Go out and buy a spell check, but know this: Spellcheck won't keep you warm at night or love you unconditionaly. I will stick to being abnormal and a bad speller. Makes life more interesting. After all, what fun is there in being normal or perfect?
27. You say freak, I say unique.
28. Let my worship be within the heart that rejoices, for behold, all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals.Therefore, let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
29. As an Odd-Fish, it is not my job to be right,' said Sir Oort. 'It is my job to be wrong in new and exciting ways.
30. When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get back to it.
Jarod KintzThe Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

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