14 Middle Quotes Prepare You for 2020
Published on 2020-07-08 16:06:00 Category：Best Quotes
1. The thing about Tolkien, about The Lord of the Rings, is that it's perfect. It's this whole world, this whole process of immersion, this journey. It's not, I'm pretty sure, actually true, but that makes it more amazing, that someone could make it all up. Reading it changes everything.
2. You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.
3. Why sell farming equipment to farmers? I should cut out the middleman and sell tractors directly to people dining in restaurants.
4. The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage.
5. The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there.
6. Using my thumb and middle finger, I tend to make snap decisions. Right away I know whether I like a song or not.
7. Compromise brings harmony to both, happiness to none.
8. There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages.
9. Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to tell the politicians how much I love them.
10. I want to show another side of Middle Easterners. My hope is that I would be able to play a variety of parts, and not always be the guy with the accent.
11. Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools.
12. I stared up at the sky and raised my middle finger, just in case God was watching. I don't like being spied on.
13. In middle school, I got picked on a lot. But boy, it sure felt good to get picked, because who doesn’t like to get chosen and called out as special?
14. Quote words that affirmall men and women are yourbrothers and sisters.
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