11 Pizza Quotes

Published on 2020-06-23 12:04:00 Category:Best Quotes


1. It’s 4:00 in the afternoon and I’m just now putting on clothes. The life of a writer is as free as the pizza I just had delivered is not.
2. If my writing comes to a halt, I head to the shops: I find them very inspirational. And if I get into real trouble with my plot, I go out for a pizza with my husband.
3. My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
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4. Pepperonis are like edible polkadots. I made you a pizza dress, but I’m ashamed to admit I burned it. I’m afraid you’ll have to dance naked.
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5. We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us.
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6. The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza.
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7. Pizza is circular. So is an hour. I’ll take two slices—to go.
8. I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you.
9. I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.
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10. Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart attack?""He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.
11. God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all things on it.

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